December 2011
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friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
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dear any higher being out there willing to listen
please let liverpool win this
kthnxbai
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spnwhore:
i mastered the art of keeping a straight face while reading the smuttiest sex scenes
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raymaku replied to your post: raymaku replied to your post: I LOOK LIKE A DAMN…
omg you are so pretty
and you are gorgeous bb
but srsly, i have like 15 pounds of makeup on :c
I ALSO HAVE A CANDY NECKLACE SAJFHDSJFS
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raymaku replied to your post: I LOOK LIKE A DAMN SCENE KID TODAY
woo!!!
SC3N3 QU33N
THEY CALL ME AMY-RAEZOR
xoxoxox
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I LOOK LIKE A DAMN SCENE KID TODAY
infinity0nsigh:
have you ever gotten so angry about life that you run off into the rain take off your shirt and turn into a wolf
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i look cute today :3
but i have nowhere to go
:c
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Meeting my favorite band member
Me: Will you sign this?
Them: Sure
Them: Wait, what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
those fucking animal cruelty adverts make me cry everytime omFG
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so there’s this girl in my food tech class
and i thought she was really sweet
apparently she’s a complete hoe
wow
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I wanna go back to London
I really, really, really wanna go back to London
Things I love about London:
No one knows me
Great shopping
Cute foreign people walking around :3
I always stay in my mum’s boss’ AMAZING penthouse apartment
which is literally 30 seconds from the London Eye
I JUST REALLY LOVE IT OK ;-;
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i need to stop shouting at the tv
but omg
NO DEAN, JUST SHOOT HIM
DON’T GO IN THERE
OMfg wah
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i consider most of you my friends but i never really act on it because i’m not sure if the feeling is mutual
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friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
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